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Um,
I Have a Problem Here... 1/15/05 Im
having trouble fulfilling my promise to provide a continuation of the
objective playoff analysis I began last week in preparation for
the games this weekend. Here,
dear friends, is why: I believe Indy is getting a free ride (or as
free as one can get) during the playoffs. Before
the website is inundated with emails of You Suck and other such
impressive arguments, let me elaborate
thats another word for
explain for you Jabber Joe types.
Besides
we already get enough You Suck emails on a
regular basis, so were well aware of how terrible our team is, thank
you. WHAT
WE HAVE HE-YA IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE Last
season, Colts owner, James Irsay, whined to Commissioner Tagliabue about
the rough treatment his receivers were receiving from strong
defensive teams, like the Pats. As
a result, NFL refs have been required to strictly enforce the
following: Rule
12, Article 4, Exception 1:
"Beyond the 5-yard zone ... If the receiver attempts to evade
the defender, the defender cannot chuck him, or extend an arm(s) to cut
off or hook him, causing contact that redirects, restricts or impedes
the receiver in any way." So,
let me see if I got this right. Regardless
of whether or not the receiver is trying to catch the ball, the defender
cannot defend against any evasion attempts, especially by such Hail
Mary-like offenses such as the Colts?
HUH????? THIS
AINT YOUR DADS FOOTBALL What
apparently the rest of the league and fans failed to understand by this
strict enforcement was what would shake down during the 2004 season.
Individual and league records were shattered in 2004. We
all heard, ad nauseum (more Latin...what is my deal???), about
the individual record broken this season.
And that, obviously, was the record for Most TDs thrown by a QB
in a season. Dan Marino's
record of 48 was broken by Peyton Manning, who is fortunate enough to
play in one of the crappier divisions in the NFL (and this year, that's
a tall order). What
we didn't hear about were the league milestones from this season. They are: Some
Fantasy Football analysts have written such statements as No other
NFL season has seen that many records set. So how does this affect your
league and your fantasy drafts?
I think the more pertinent question right now is, How does
this affect the league and the team concept?
I know this foreign to many, what with Free Agency and everything
else, but I think we really have to address the fact that rules such as
this do not level the playing field but in fact benefit
those teams who have to-date been unable to play effectively against
stronger and more balanced teams. I ask you: Does that really benefit the league? STATISTICS
101 Alright,
I know that this is the LAST THING you want to see anytime, let alone
during the playoffs. But I
have to admit, as a Financial Analyst who used to run statistical
analyses in the day, I couldnt resist.
I mean, cmon...Im a geek at heart and numbers are my
thing (literally, figuratively, and professionally).
So, I ran some basic statistics on one (count em, 1) stat: the
number of first downs awarded each team in the AFC as the result of a
penalty, and compared that to the number awarded their opponents during
the 2004 season. And I have
to admit, the results were actually interesting. For those of you unfamiliar with statistics, some basics facts:
Average is just that,
the average number of all numbers in the population or sample
Standard Deviation identifies the acceptable range of numbers
that can fall either above or below the average
Outliers are those individual numbers that generally fall 2
standard deviations above or below the average. My
first step was identifying the average, then calculating the standard
deviation. The standard
deviation can then be added to or subtracted from the average to calculate
the acceptable range (remember the Bell Curve in high school????
THIS IS IT!!!). Once
I had the Bell Curve compiled, I then plotted the individual team stats to
see where everyone fell on the curve. OPPONENT
FIRST DOWN STATS: Heres
what I compiled on how the AFC opponents fared this season in first
downs awarded from penalties: The
results show a fairly normal number of first downs, although the
Colts do have the fewest first downs awarded their opponents as a result
of a penalty. No conspiracy
theory to be found in these numbers. Until
I took a look at the results of the opposite set of stats...and then I
became my usual paranoid., delusional self. Heres
how the AFC fared in first downs awarded from penalties committed by their
opponents for the 2004 season: Notice
that the AFC again falls within the normal range...until you look at
the Colts. Now,
funny (NOT haha) how they have the FEWEST first downs awarded to their
opponents, and are an OUTLIER (remember the basics...please review if
youve forgotten) on the high side of the Bell Curve.
They are the ONLY TEAM who has a stat that is statistically OUTSIDE
the normal range, and its to their benefit.
Hmmm.
So,
my assertion that the Colts have directly benefited from whining about the
5-Yard Exception doesnt seem so unfounded, no? My
advice to my fellow Pats fans is this: If you decide at any point in the
future to discuss this topic with fans of other teams (especially Colts
fans or those suffering from Manning Mania), you might want to print
this article as evidence of your assertion that the Colts cant seem to
win the big games without assistance from the refs. And
if you happen to be one of those who still disagrees with my theorem, I
just have one thing to say: CUT THE STRING AND SHUT UP.
(You may want to read previous articles to get that one.)
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